Dumbledore:
Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
Dumbledore:
I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
Dumbledore:
There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
Dumbledore:
And it just goes up every year
Dumbledore:
I guess that just means all your parents hate you
Dumbledore:
Great let's have some pumpkin juice
Dumbledore:
30 points go to Griffindor for Harry's breathing techniques
